I told my therapists that I was going to take a break from therapy. He started to cry. I said I didn't mean to upset you. He said these are tears of joy.

My guardian angel took the day off for mental health reasons, The mayhem that happened that day can't be my fault, right? The judge disagreed.

My doctor said I should watch my weight. Well, I have been watching and it hasn't done anything except get larger

I told my therapist that I wan't old. I was young with a lot of experience. He looked at me and said. So the delusions are getting worse. I need a new therapist

I must be allergic to work. I sweat, feel tired, body aches, mental exhaustion and I get irritated. I am staying away from it for health reasons

It's national dog day! In my house everyday is national dog day!

My joints were sore and stiff. I strayed WD40 on them. Follow me for more health tips

When I was ten years old the world was an amazing place. So much to learn and experience. I never want to lose that ten year old that still lives inside me.