I am a Christian/Catholic, cultured, uniquely chic gentleman, a lonely, unmarried gentleman, an ardent arts aficionado, an avid reader and a locally PUBLISHED poet! But, I need a relatively affluent, ARIES-born FATHER FIGURE who is generous with his time and money, but he would also be SERIOUSLY willing to administer good, old-fashioned HAND-spankings in a CALM voice on my boyishly beauteous, BARE BOTTOM gracing his manly lap of luxury. This traditionally time-tested form of MANUAL, domestic discipline would be meted out on a SANE, REGULAR basis just for fun, and also, for my own good and for God's greatest glory in the spirit of PROVERBS 29:17 in THE HOLY BIBLE!